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Date: 07 Aug 2006 17:56:55
From: Tony Lance
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs


Big Bertha Thing retrenchment
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/retrench.html
Access page to 600K Zip File
Astrophysics net ring Access site
Newsgroup Reviews including sci.med.nutrition

301 files concluding the two battles of cyberspace.
(Third in Battle, Faculty trilogy)

Students Research Faculty (SRF conference prefix)
First Aid Tent (FAT project prefix on SRF conference)

1. Existence
2. Zero interference
3. Foundation (Students, tutors or funding)
4. Articles (See Armistice terms)
5. Publications (See overview)
6. Projects (Pastures, Moisture, Big Bertha, Strategic Studies)
7. Staff (First Aid Tent, volunteers, moderators)
8. Access None.
9. SRF Classical Astronomy (empty) deleted
10. SRF Net Access Policy (empty) deleted
11. SRF Los Alamos (restricted access.) deleted
12. SRF Big Bertha (Staff entrance) deleted
13. SRF Strategic Studies (FAT Net Access Policy) deleted
14. SRF Specification (FAT Classical Astronomy) deleted
15. SRF Mathematics (FAT CAT) deleted
16. SRF Prototype (FAT Yesterslaggings) deleted
17. SRF Yesterslaggings (Deleted)
18. OUSA Classical Particle (FAT First Aid Tent) deleted
19. OUSA Research (battle, faculty, retrenchment & 20 family jewels)

I 45 day expiry mailboxes. (See SRF Yesterslaggings, FAT CAT, FAT
Yesterslaggings)
II SRF Los Alamos (See retrenchment)
III OUSA Classical Particle (See faculty)
IV Rest of SRF deleted conferences. (See faculty, retrenchment)
V 20 family jewels, poem, battle, faculty, retrenchment.
(See OUSA Research 14th Nov.97 to 1st Nov.98)
VI 20 family jewels. (See battle, faculty, retrenchment)
VII To the victor the spoils of the 1st and 2nd battles of
cyberspace; the 20 family jewels and the potential CD Rom
triology battle, faculty and retrenchment.
VIII OUSA Research now empty.
(See http://web.onetel.com/~tonylance/series.html)


Big Bertha Thing deleted

Now are all men deleted equal, from the high to the low.
There is no distinction between newbies, spammers,
spam busters, victims and tenure.
There is no wrath in the deletion of the dullard,
the sound bite or the sounding cymbal.
Magna Carta is writ large on a world stage.
This truly is the beginning of the end of spam.

Tony Lance
tonylance@webandmail.co.uk


Big Bertha Thing debit

UK big banks have now made debit cards mandatory.
1. Every cheque book has a debit card.
2. You do not sign agreement for debit card.
3. Lost or stolen cards must be cancelled.
4. Insure debit cards for 1000 pounds sterling.
5. For every 8 pounds loss charged to the customer, the bank can
lend 92 pounds. (Multiplier)
6. Cheque guarantee card included.
7. Cash Card included.
8. Phantom withdrawals included.
9. 50 pounds cashback at supermarkets.
10. 250 pounds 'Hole-in-the-wall' withdrawals.
11. 100 pounds Post Office and bank withdrawals.
12. How do you prove that you have cut the card up and disposed of it?
13. How do you prove that you did not use it before destruction?
14. Cut the card up and give to your solicitor or third party for
safe-keeping. (Escrow)
15. The survival of the banks depends on putting customers to the
sword. (Barbaric) Obviously not all customers, just enough.
16. Unauthorized access to debit card accounts, includes both
criminals and bank insiders, which seem to be synonymous.
17. Authorized access to debit card accounts, includes bank
insiders, grazing on the customers like milk cows, in their
official capacity, as per job description.
18. You no longer need to prove this in a court of law, since it is
endemic and ubiquitous. (Common knowledge) Case law sufficient
for class action.




 
Date: 07 Aug 2006 18:30:56
From: Steve Firth
Subject: Re: Big Bertha Thing blogs


On Mon, 07 Aug 2006 17:56:55 +0100, Tony Lance wrote:

> Big Bertha Thing retrenchment

Could you fuck off to a psychiatrist? We don't do free therapy in either of
these forums.