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Date: 28 Aug 2006 03:57:49
From: Ryd
Subject: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Bush Administration: Pluto Demoted
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Pluto has been a planet for thousands of years....it was a perfectly
good and usable determination for everyone.
It took the Bush administration to suddenly change that. Why? For some
godforsaken political strategy masterminded Karl Rove, no doubt.
Bush's reach into scientific affairs is his latest blundering effort to
remake the world in his image.
We really do need to impeach him as quickly as possible.
Before he takes us back to an earth-centric cosmology...
Ryd
Going 'round and 'round on defining Pluto
By Chet Raymo
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Date: 28 Aug 2006 09:06:44
From: Ryd
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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B1ackwater wrote:
- Well, all planets that can't be seen with the
- unaided eye are obviously DECEPTIONS created
- by SATAN to undermine faith. Those demon-infested
- 'scientists' just made 'em up - and we all know
- that telescopes are unnatural devices that produce
- devil-spawned illusions of objects orbiting things
- other than the earth, as gawd intended.
Those 'scientists' are witches. As witches, they must be burned at the
stake immediately. They could prove her innocence only through trial by
water. They will be bound and then thrown into the nearest river. If
they float, they will immediately be burned.
Otherwise, if they sink to the bottom, they'll be deemed innocent.
TRUE science is a wonderful thing.
Ryd
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Date: 28 Aug 2006 20:48:25
From: Night Owl
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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On 28 Aug 2006 09:06:44 -0700, "Ryd" <ryda56p@yahoo.com > wrote the
following in sci.astro.amateur:
[message trimmed]
>Those 'scientists' are witches. As witches, they must be burned at the
>stake immediately.
One turned me into a newt!
> They could prove her innocence only through trial by
>water. They will be bound and then thrown into the nearest river. If
>they float, they will immediately be burned.
>Otherwise, if they sink to the bottom, they'll be deemed innocent.
>
>TRUE science is a wonderful thing.
>
>Ryd
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Date: 28 Aug 2006 21:19:20
From: B1ackwater
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:48:25 GMT, Night Owl <night-owl@swbell.net >
wrote:
>On 28 Aug 2006 09:06:44 -0700, "Ryd" <ryda56p@yahoo.com> wrote the
>following in sci.astro.amateur:
>
>[message trimmed]
>
>>Those 'scientists' are witches. As witches, they must be burned at the
>>stake immediately.
>
>One turned me into a newt!
Clearly it got better though ...
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Date: 28 Aug 2006 21:21:39
From: Night Owl
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:19:20 GMT, bw@barrk.net (B1ackwater) wrote the
following in sci.astro.amateur:
>On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:48:25 GMT, Night Owl <night-owl@swbell.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On 28 Aug 2006 09:06:44 -0700, "Ryd" <ryda56p@yahoo.com> wrote the
>>following in sci.astro.amateur:
>>
>>[message trimmed]
>>
>>>Those 'scientists' are witches. As witches, they must be burned at the
>>>stake immediately.
>>
>>One turned me into a newt!
>
> Clearly it got better though ...
Burn them anyway!
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Date: 29 Aug 2006 11:46:14
From: B1ackwater
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:21:39 GMT, Night Owl <night-owl@swbell.net >
wrote:
>On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:19:20 GMT, bw@barrk.net (B1ackwater) wrote the
>following in sci.astro.amateur:
>
>>On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:48:25 GMT, Night Owl <night-owl@swbell.net>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On 28 Aug 2006 09:06:44 -0700, "Ryd" <ryda56p@yahoo.com> wrote the
>>>following in sci.astro.amateur:
>>>
>>>[message trimmed]
>>>
>>>>Those 'scientists' are witches. As witches, they must be burned at the
>>>>stake immediately.
>>>
>>>One turned me into a newt!
>>
>> Clearly it got better though ...
>
>Burn them anyway!
Oh yea ... no question there ! Can't waste the opportunity
for a holy bonfire ! I'm sure they've done SOMETHING sinful :-)
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Date: 30 Aug 2006 01:44:02
From: Night Owl
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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On Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:46:14 GMT, bw@barrk.net (B1ackwater) wrote the
following in sci.astro.amateur:
>On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:21:39 GMT, Night Owl <night-owl@swbell.net>
>wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:19:20 GMT, bw@barrk.net (B1ackwater) wrote the
>>following in sci.astro.amateur:
>>
>>>On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:48:25 GMT, Night Owl <night-owl@swbell.net>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On 28 Aug 2006 09:06:44 -0700, "Ryd" <ryda56p@yahoo.com> wrote the
>>>>following in sci.astro.amateur:
>>>>
>>>>[message trimmed]
>>>>
>>>>>Those 'scientists' are witches. As witches, they must be burned at the
>>>>>stake immediately.
>>>>
>>>>One turned me into a newt!
>>>
>>> Clearly it got better though ...
>>
>>Burn them anyway!
>
> Oh yea ... no question there ! Can't waste the opportunity
> for a holy bonfire ! I'm sure they've done SOMETHING sinful :-)
There's probably one doing nasty experiments with coconuts and
swallows as we speak!
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Date: 29 Aug 2006 08:45:43
From: William Murderface Murderface Murderface
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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"Night Owl" <night-owl@swbell.net > wrote in message
news:mil6f2dpagcia67ag3jjr9iu7g41qkahjn@4ax.com...
> On 28 Aug 2006 09:06:44 -0700, "Ryd" <ryda56p@yahoo.com> wrote the
> following in sci.astro.amateur:
>
> [message trimmed]
>
> >Those 'scientists' are witches. As witches, they must be burned at the
> >stake immediately.
>
> One turned me into a newt!
Wasn't there a famous rightard that was a newt?
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Date: 28 Aug 2006 20:02:47
From: B1ackwater
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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On 28 Aug 2006 09:06:44 -0700, "Ryd" <ryda56p@yahoo.com > wrote:
>B1ackwater wrote:
>
>- Well, all planets that can't be seen with the
>- unaided eye are obviously DECEPTIONS created
>- by SATAN to undermine faith. Those demon-infested
>- 'scientists' just made 'em up - and we all know
>- that telescopes are unnatural devices that produce
>- devil-spawned illusions of objects orbiting things
>- other than the earth, as gawd intended.
>
>Those 'scientists' are witches. As witches, they must be burned at the
>stake immediately.
The GOOD popes from the old days used to do just that.
Giordano Bruno made a fine bonfire - all his heresy
about extra planets and spacemen went up in a pillar
of purifying holy flame. The modern popes are obviously
WIMPS - lured by the devil into wasting time with altar
boys when they SHOULD be out burning heretics the way
Jesus wants them to !!!
>They could prove her innocence only through trial by
>water. They will be bound and then thrown into the nearest river. If
>they float, they will immediately be burned.
>Otherwise, if they sink to the bottom, they'll be deemed innocent.
>
>TRUE science is a wonderful thing.
Well, wood floats, as do ducks ... so if we just put
the witch and a duck on a scale ... big time-saver !
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Date: 28 Aug 2006 05:10:14
From:
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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This post makes more sence than the former post.
hasta_l3@hotmail.com wrote:
> Ryd wrote :
>
> > Pluto has been a planet for thousands of years....it was a perfectly
> > good and usable determination for everyone.
> >
> > It took the Bush administration to suddenly change that. Why? For some
> > godforsaken political strategy masterminded Karl Rove, no doubt.
>
> Nope. It is undoubtebly the result of pressures from Al-Qaeda, which
> couldn't tolerate an american discovered planet...
>
>
> >
> > Going 'round and 'round on defining Pluto
> > By Chet Raymo
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Date: 28 Aug 2006 04:53:51
From:
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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Ryd wrote :
> Pluto has been a planet for thousands of years....it was a perfectly
> good and usable determination for everyone.
>
> It took the Bush administration to suddenly change that. Why? For some
> godforsaken political strategy masterminded Karl Rove, no doubt.
Nope. It is undoubtebly the result of pressures from Al-Qaeda, which
couldn't tolerate an american discovered planet...
>
> Going 'round and 'round on defining Pluto
> By Chet Raymo
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Date: 28 Aug 2006 13:38:52
From: B1ackwater
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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On 28 Aug 2006 04:53:51 -0700, hasta_l3@hotmail.com wrote:
>Ryd wrote :
>
>> Pluto has been a planet for thousands of years....it was a perfectly
>> good and usable determination for everyone.
>>
>> It took the Bush administration to suddenly change that. Why? For some
>> godforsaken political strategy masterminded Karl Rove, no doubt.
>
>Nope. It is undoubtebly the result of pressures from Al-Qaeda, which
>couldn't tolerate an american discovered planet...
Well, all planets that can't be seen with the
unaided eye are obviously DECEPTIONS created
by SATAN to undermine faith. Those demon-infested
'scientists' just made 'em up - and we all know
that telescopes are unnatural devices that produce
devil-spawned illusions of objects orbiting things
other than the earth, as gawd intended.
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Date: 28 Aug 2006 18:52:58
From: Pizen
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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My concern is that Disney named that stupid dog after the planet. If
Pluto is no longer a planet, what will happen to the dog? Fire him?
Rename him? Or did he just simply disappear in a cloud of cosmic dust
at the precise moment the pinheads voting on Pluto's reclassification
voted "yea".
Personally I hope Disney just renamed him "stupid dumbass dog".
B1ackwater wrote:
> On 28 Aug 2006 04:53:51 -0700, hasta_l3@hotmail.com wrote:
>
>> Ryd wrote :
>>
>>> Pluto has been a planet for thousands of years....it was a
>>> perfectly
>>> good and usable determination for everyone.
>>>
>>> It took the Bush administration to suddenly change that. Why? For
>>> some godforsaken political strategy masterminded Karl Rove, no
>>> doubt.
>>
>> Nope. It is undoubtebly the result of pressures from Al-Qaeda,
>> which
>> couldn't tolerate an american discovered planet...
>
> Well, all planets that can't be seen with the
> unaided eye are obviously DECEPTIONS created
> by SATAN to undermine faith. Those demon-infested
> 'scientists' just made 'em up - and we all know
> that telescopes are unnatural devices that produce
> devil-spawned illusions of objects orbiting things
> other than the earth, as gawd intended.
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Date: 29 Aug 2006 01:00:23
From: Sjouke Burry
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists:
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Pizen wrote:
> My concern is that Disney named that stupid dog after the planet. If
> Pluto is no longer a planet, what will happen to the dog? Fire him?
> Rename him?
It becomes a dwarf Pluto.
Or a miniPluto.
Or a Plutmin.
Or a MicroPluto.
Or a pupPluto(Plutopup).
Feel free to add some.
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Date: 29 Aug 2006 13:01:55
From: Ernie Dunbar
Subject: Re: Planetary System Arbitrarily and Needlessly Changed By Islamo-Fascists: Pluto Demoted
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Night Owl wrote:
> On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 21:19:20 GMT, bw@barrk.net (B1ackwater) wrote the
> following in sci.astro.amateur:
>
> >On Mon, 28 Aug 2006 20:48:25 GMT, Night Owl <night-owl@swbell.net>
> >wrote:
> >
> >>On 28 Aug 2006 09:06:44 -0700, "Ryd" <ryda56p@yahoo.com> wrote the
> >>following in sci.astro.amateur:
> >>
> >>[message trimmed]
> >>
> >>>Those 'scientists' are witches. As witches, they must be burned at the
> >>>stake immediately.
> >>
> >>One turned me into a newt!
> >
> > Clearly it got better though ...
>
> Burn them anyway!
What? The newts? What's wrong with newts? Some of my best friends are
newts...
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